Client: Aye Val, can make the T&Cs small small or not..?

Me: Cannot la. Can only go as small as 9pt Arial. Your guidelines mah.. T&Cs have to be 9pt Arial.

Client: Ok... ... But try to make small small ok?

So we both burst out into hysterics over the phone. I was trying to talk while laughing so hard that my face started to turn red.

Me: But *laughs* 9pt Arial only got 1 size. *laughs* There's no small 9pt Arial *laughs* or big 9pt Arial. *laughs* 9pt Arial is 9pt Arial!

Hahaha! That's a challenge for the Art Director right there!

Sigh. I sound like a boring old fart who's all about work and no play. No, k. I'm quite fun. :(

Time to fly to Australia and rekindle with my youth.

And study too, of cos. :)